Why I don’t eat soup?

Believe it or not this is a real conversation on the 3rd floor at the Aniboom Mansion:
A-Nut: So, why don’t you eat soup?
Me: I don’t like it
Frenchie: He was traumatized once while eating soup
Me: No I wasn’t, I just don’t like it
A-Nut: When was the last time you ate soup
Loony: I really don’t care whether [...]