Believe it or not this is a real conversation on the 3rd floor at the Aniboom Mansion:

A-Nut: So, why don’t you eat soup?

Me: I don’t like it

Frenchie: He was traumatized once while eating soup

Me: No I wasn’t, I just don’t like it

A-Nut: When was the last time you ate soup

Loony: I really don’t care whether he ate soup or not

A-Nut: You know what your problem is Loony?

Loony: What?

A-nut: Your total lack of respect for men

Loony: No, It’s utter lack of respect for men!

A-Nut Are you writing this in the blog god Damn it

Frenchie: He’s writing this in the blog

A-Nut: You see Soup is interesting, oh and you know what else, You Will Pay!